the art of toddler translation

e: I hafta go potty – i need my privacy.

E: OK.

**5 minutes pass**

E: Are you done yet?

e: No, there is still a poo poo comin’.

E: OK.

**5 minutes pass**

E: Are you done yet?

e: No, not yet.

**10 minutes pass**

E: Are you done yet?

e: No, there is still a poo poo comin’.

E: OK, kiddo, I’m afraid we are going to have to call it – it’s bathtime. If the poo poo comes later, that is ok.

e: HERE, POO POO! HERE, POO POO! COME HERE, POO POO!